Tournament Of Champions!
That's right, tonight's the night we separate players from the pretenders.
Will "Insert Clever Name Here" win their first TOC after leading the entire regular season?
Will "Full Frontal Lobe" have enough brain activity to triumph?
Will "Mediocre at Best" be good enough to win?
Will "The Bald Kegels" soar over the competition?
Will a new-look "We Are Adults" team claim another championship?
Will "Tarp Crew Heroes" cover the field and repeat as winners?
Will we have a "Situation" on the trophy?
After it's over, will we hear people saying "Whatever Bitches"?
Will the one week winner "Butt Scratchas" show up for the big game?
Will I tire of writing these cheezy one-liners and give up after this one? "For Fuck's Sake" I will!
Your starting scores are still posted above so make sure you take note of that. As with the previous TOCs, there is no hint for this week. However, we will have a "throwback" category that will come directly from a previous week within the season. .
Just a reminder that anyone is allowed to play trivia tonight, including new teams, but only the 13 teams above are eligible for TOC prizes. All others will be playing for a gift card.
ENHANCED CELL PHONE RULES:
I just want to be clear on the enhanced "no cheating" policy for the TOC. You all know that no cheating is allowed all season, but the rules are even more strongly enforced for the tournament so here they are:
1. All cell phones must be in your pocket, purse or car. You may not have a cell phone in view, even if it is turned off. And just so you know, it will not just be me looking for violations.
2. If you need to take a call or text someone, you must do it outside and you are not allowed to return to your group until that round's answers are turned in. To ensure you are not penalized, please let me know when you are exiting to use your phone.
3. If a cell phone is seen at or on your table, you immediately forfeit that category's points. EVEN IF THE CELL PHONE IS TURNED OFF AND NOT BEING USED. Keep them out of sight and FYI, using cell phones under your table is also not allowed.
4. If there is a cell phone in use at your table, even if it is not for the purpose of cheating, your team is immediately disqualified.
It sounds strict, but this is the Tournament of Champions and there will be NO EXCEPTIONS. I think everyone can live without their phones for two 45-minute segments! If you're worried about it, DO NOT BRING YOUR PHONE INTO THE BAR.
Okay...now that we got the rules out of the way, let's remember to have a great time tonight.
I have no idea what the prizes are but I can guarantee a good time. There will be no trivia next week (St. Pat's Day) so get your fill tonight!
Remember to get there early for a good seat!
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